It should not come as a surprise to you fucktards that I have spent many a night with some very questionable characters. My favorites of these being the loose women. The whores. The slutty sluts. And not even for the reasons you would think.
I like the loose women of the world because they're honest and upfront about who they are. Classy broads, man what a headache. Always puttin' on a show about how they deserve to be worked for or married or something before they do the naughty naughty. They go around acting like sex is a fucking chore and how lucky I am supposed to feel for getting into their shorts. Please!
I have it on good authority that women do in fact like sex. Some of them even like it more than we guys do since they don't have to worry about that refreshing period. The only difference between the loose women of the world and the classy broads is that the "slutty" girls are upfront about liking it. They seem to enjoy other forms of entertainment too, like drinking and smoking and cursing and fighting, all things I appreciate in any form.
The loose women of the world don't hide behind some outdated notion that they can't get what they want unless they play the game. In fact I think this loose women term was another thing invented by the squares of the world to keep fun girls in their place. Heaven forbid a girl gets to have fun like the boys, especially the bad boys.
No you can keep your always has her stockings straight, wearing pearls and pillbox hat lady. Give me a girl in cigarette leg leather pants and a leopard bustier! Give me the girl with the stiletto heels and the bright red lips carrying a flask in her cleavage. Give me a broad who I'm not sure if she wants to fight me or fuck me or maybe even a little of both. Give me a gal who will never apologize and never explain, and that girl, I'll give her the world.
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You're full of shit piano, no one gives that girl the world. They just expect her to clean up their vomit, and she does. Because she's 1. high as a kite 2. dumb as a brick and 3. just at naive and hopefully as the classy broads. BUT when you finally push her past her vomit limit she will give you one hell of a shiner! And omg the payback will be an even bigger bitch than she is!
ReplyDelete@jennifer the piano has been drinking... and i think you have too!
ReplyDeletehmmmm. I'm a huge bitch but an honest one. My stockings aren't straight (do people really wear those? Seriously?) and games and ridiculous high maintenance demands are for kindergarten and yet.....wait for it....
ReplyDeleteI'm not a slut. I do not wear stilettos or put lipstick in my cleavage.
Guess there's more than 2 categories for us human girls huh?